Monday, February 14, 2011

welcome

welcome

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  1. Just gett'n started? No problem. I just started, too, on my ascension into the Heavenly Great Beyond today: today is the last day of the rest of your life. Lemme giveth unto thee this, my just and worthy liege --- Here’s a point I want you to consider before you leave this world: sex in Heaven. Why not?? The Trinity is just as happy you made it to the realm where we can have anything we desire for eternity rather than the realm where we can have absolutely nuthin. If Almighty God provides everything else, why not passionate, intimate love make’n for the length of eternity? Why not have five, whole, weeks nonstop in a Mansion on a cloud where you could kiss their bare feet as they lay in XTC before thee? Why not feed’m delicious delicacies after skinny dipping? Baklava, strawberries, pudd’n, Starbuxxx I-scream? Why not take a shower with girls, giving them a sensuous backrub, kiss’n their tulips and being one as both of you float? Dunno bout you, brudda, but I want that. I wanna love’m as deep and wide as the universe is round and lengthy; I wanna love’m soft, slow, and smooth for taking us to this wonderFULL realm Upstairs; I wanna snuggle and suckle for days and days as they love me just as much as I need them. See, God knew the ol El Diablo would lie like a rug and trick U.S. into believing love make’n wouldn’t be possible in Heaven, so why not git a buncha ho’s and condemn yourself? Lookit Eminem. ‘Sex is just for earth’ you say? WRONG. If you have the desire, anything and everything is possible in the Great Beyond. So, dream big, America. God loves that. God loves U.S. to ‘pull Him down outta the sky’ and fantasize about where we’re going. Dream extra-infinite, dig? God can and will provide if we have a seed of faith. God will water. -MyDutyAndHonorToServeHumanity

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